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  • Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Lettuce.
    • Lettuce who?
    • Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
  • Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cow says.
    • Cow says who?
    • No, cow says mooooo!
  • Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Boo.
    • Boo who?
    • Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
  • Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Tank.
    • Tank who?
    • You’re welcome!
  • Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Atch.
    • Atch who?
    • Bless you!
  • Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Harry.
    • Harry who?
    • Harry up and answer the door!
  • Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Broken pencil.
    • Broken pencil who?
    • Never mind, it’s pointless.
  • Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Olive.
    • Olive who?
    • Olive you and I miss you!
  • Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Doughnut.
    • Doughnut who?
    • Doughnut forget to answer the door!
  • Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Annie.
    • Annie who?
    • Annie way you can let me in?
  • Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Boohoo.
    • Boohoo who?
    • Why are you crying?
  • Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Orange.
    • Orange who?
    • Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  • Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Nobel.
    • Nobel who?
    • No bell, that’s why I knocked!
  • Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Howl.
    • Howl who?
    • Howl you know if you don’t open the door?
  • Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Snow.
    • Snow who?
    • Snow use, I forgot my joke.
  • Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Wooden shoe.
    • Wooden shoe who?
    • Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
  • Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Figs.
    • Figs who?
    • Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
  • Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Yoda.
    • Yoda who?
    • Yoda best person I know!
  • Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Canoe.
    • Canoe who?
    • Canoe help me with this joke?
  • Knock, knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ice cream.
    • Ice cream who?
    • Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

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